Archive for February, 2006

Stolenwealth Games

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

black gstKeep up to date on world athletes visiting Melbourne in March, with another perspective at http://blackgst.com. The Black GST site represents an Indigenous Gathering and Convergence of Supporters gathering in Melbourne, March, 2006.( who replace Goods & Services tax with : Genocide to end, Sovereignty acknowledged, Treaty to be made ),

“We are calling for the issues of the Black GST to be resolved before the Stolenwealth Games in Melbourne, 15-26 March 2006 and the visit to Australia by the Queen (the responsible sovereign for this colony).”

Games That Bite Back

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

mcvideo gameThe Hamburglers are, unsurprisingly, an anonymous collective of plunderphonic kids who rearranged McSamples from a fast food restaurant’s 70’s motivational campaign into funny electronic collagey music ( Free downloadable album ). Now they’re also part of the soundtrack for www.mcvideogame.com which takes hilarious delight in letting web users wander through a flash game designed to expose the complex processes behind every sandwich :

“from the creation of pastures to the slaughter, from the restaurant management to the branding. You’ll discover all the dirty secrets that made us one of the biggest company of the world.”

kinkos gameAnyone who has worked at, lined up to photocopy at, or even just wandered past their pre-fabbedness, will also appreciate the videogame parody of the Kinko’s copy store, Disaffected, which puts the player in the role of “employees forced to service customers under the particular incompetences common to a Kinko’s store”. Also by the same crew – ‘Airport Insecurity’ and many more. Also worth a mention is a rediscovered game I found ages ago – “Borderland“, a delightful “Tekken” style fighter game, where the game creators worked with local people to create their own oddball fighter characters and moves, and set them against the backdrops of their Paris neighbourhoods. Go goat-girl, go the cardboard box man! Gorgeous.
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Body Part Auctions

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

scarlett tattooIs it just me, or did anyone else notice the casino that won the online auction to buy a permanent tattoo of their web address on a woman’s forehead ( $10,000), is exactly the same online casino that also won an auction recently for William Shatner’s kidney stone($75,000)? William was selling what he claimed was “the ultimate piece of Star Trek memorabilia” for charity, and the casino-head lady wished to pay for her son’s education – but you’ve got to wonder maybe if these marketing geniuses have too much casino money on their hands. ( And ack – it gets worse – at their page they boast of winning the auction for the grilled miracle cheese sandwich with the image of virgin mary in it, buying an ‘appearance’ in Dave Egger’s next book, an appearance in the Larry David sitcom ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm‘, one year tattoos on pregnant bellies!!, and it just goes on. Can’t bring myself to publish the link, but they’ll probably find you before you find them. )

Kute Little Frictions

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

klf flamesNoticed via Fat Planet there’s a funny rumour worming around about the KLF supposedly ‘inventing’ the modern music phenomena of Pete Doherty*. Pete “Kate Moss’s drug-buddy” Doherty is of course the lead singer of Brit-music-press hyped ‘The Libertines’, an ideal and quite feasible candidate for KLF prankery.

Whether or not it’s true, no doubt KLF (Bill Drummond, and Jimmy Cauty**) would be mightily amused at this development, it adding nicely to their back catalogue which aside from hits ‘What Time Is Love?’, ‘3AM Eternal’ and ‘Doctorin’ the Tardis’ ( as the TimeLords ), includes – burning a million of their own pounds in a field, and the publishing of ‘The Manual or How to Have a Number One the Easy Way‘, – which offers handy advice for those not getting enough myspace downloads:

“So how do you go about achieving a U.K. Number One? Follow this simple step by step guide:

Firstly, you must be skint and on the dole. Anybody with a proper job or tied up with full time education will not have the time to devote to see it through. Also, being on the dole gives you a clearer perspective on how much of society is run. If you are already a musician stop playing your instrument. Even better, sell the junk. It will become clearer later on but just take our word for it for the time being. Sitting around tinkering with the Portastudio or musical gear (either ancient or modern) just complicates and distracts you from the main objective. Even worse than being a musician is being a musician in a band. Real bands never get to Number One – unless they are puppets.”

*Have heard not a note of Pete Doherty’s music, thanks to the ‘NME_enemy’ firefox plug-in which prevents volume on any mp3s from a list of current Brit-press hyped acts.

**Jimmy Cauty co-founded seminal chill out, The Orb, with Alex Paterson, whom he has began collaborating again with, as ‘The Transit Kings’.

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Firefoxxxy

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

firefox logoToyed with a mozilla vs godzilla piece, but the Japanese TV overview can wait til later. For now, a closer look at Firefox, the killa (mo)zilla web browser that can make your browsing faster, smoother, less ad-filled and more flexible – via the magic of Firefox Extensions.

Cyborg Roach-Man

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

garnet hertzAt the University of California Irvine, 1x Garnet Hertz is ploughing his way through a Visual Studies PhD program, with a particular focus on “the quest for living machines”. Aside from exhibiting a dead frog with a miniature web server embedded in it ( allowing web visitors to re-animate it’s limbs! ), this quest has more recently lead him to using a living roach atop a modified trackball to control a 3 wheeled robot, infra-red sensors providing navigation feedback to the cockroach, with the hope of creating a pseudo-intelligent system with the cockroach as CPU! Visit www.conceptlab.com for much more info, knowing you’ll be in fine company ( one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s close aides was given a demo recently).

>>What attracts you to artificial intelligence?
It’s more of a repulsion than an attraction. The proponents of “strong” AI like Kurzweil that believe that machines will (or already are) literally intelligent makes me laugh. Strong AI is a joke: it’s a re-hashing of the age-old desire to endow inanimate technology with life. Yesterday it was idols made of stone: today it’s silicon.

Herzog Shot During Interview~!!

Monday, February 6th, 2006

File under aye-couldn’t-have-scripted-it-carumba: via the impressively moustacchioed Aleks of Aleks & the Ramps, with whom I recently enjoyed Herzog’s ‘The White Diamond’ ( a tale of an obsessive character trying to build a jungle airship), this news of Herzog being snipered mid-interview~!

By WENN|Friday, February 03, 2006

HOLLYWOOD - German director Werner Herzog was shot by a crazed fan during a recent interview with the BBC. The 63-year-old was chatting with movie journalist Mark Kermode about his documentary Grizzly Man, when a sniper opened fire with an air rifle.

Kermode explains, “I thought a firecracker had gone off.

“Herzog, as if it was the most normal thing in the world, said, ‘Oh, someone is shooting at us. We must go.’

“He had a bruise the size of a snooker ball, with a hole in. He just carried on with the interview while bleeding quietly in his boxer shorts.”

An unrepentant Herzog insisted, “It was not a significant bullet. I am not afraid.”

And of course, walking magnet to weird events that he is, Herzog recently found himself helping Joaquin Phoenix from a car wreckage in Sunset Boulevard, Hollywood.

“And suddenly I said to myself, ‘That’s Werner Herzog!’ There’s something so calming and beautiful about Werner Herzog’s voice. I felt completely fine and safe. I climbed out. I got out of the car and I said, ‘Thank you,’ and he was gone.”

related: le grizzle shizzle
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Joining The (Paik) Dots

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

nam june paik ripDeath renders all the world’s technology meaningless.

So it goes.

Pioneering electronic visual artist Nam June Paik passed away from natural causes on January 29th in his Miami home. That the web now overflows with tributes to the mischievous 74 year old provocateur, is testament to his abilities for transcending tech-worship, and instead doggedly pursuing how technology could be used to describe anew, the human condition, or our human connections. Plus, he was very funny.

A Short Biography
Nam June Paik was born in Seoul June 20, 1930. He first found interest with music and learnt piano at age 14, then moved to Hong Kong in 1950. In Germany he received tutoring and inspiration from the seminal composers Stockhausen & John Cage, and began to expand his ideas of composition and performance, eventually developing an obsessive interest with the electronic moving image and media technology, and how they might re-shape composition and performance. In 1964 Paik moved to New York and throughout the 60s, 70s and 80s carved a considerable reputation with his experiments with television, video and especially installations which combined them in public spaces. ‘That guy who did lots of weird stuff with tv sets’ was married to Japanese-American Shigeko Kabota, and in 1996, he was left partially paralyzed by a stroke.

Some of his more famous works include ‘TV Buddha’, which presented a buddha statue facing both a surveillance camera, and a monitor displaying both the recorded buddha, and the viewer of the artwork and passers by.
TV cello – an attempt to produce an audiovisual instrument, which consisted of television sets mounted to resemble the body of a cello, and attached to a neck, string and bridge of a real cello and electronic pick-ups which also sent electronic signals to the screens.

Fluxus
Nam June was a key member of the Fluxus movement, one of those notorious twentieth century art movements whose photos jump out of the history books with their absurdity and daring. Some of these photos may include shots of Marcel Duchamp, John Cage, George Maciunas, Joseph Beuys or Yoko Ono, perhaps in the midst of some “action” event, some attempt at unhinging the traditional artworld, or expectations of artists.

Nam June Paik Quotes:

“Art is just fraud. You just have to do something nobody else has done before”, he famously declared during an interview with a Korean newspaper..

“I make technology ridiculous.”

“I am a poor man from a poor country, so I have to be entertaining every second.”

“It is the historical necessity, if there is a historical necessity in history, that a new decade of electronic television should follow from the past decade of electronic music.” (1965)

“Without electricity, there can be no art.” (ca. 1976)

nam june paik nomad
Paik is thought to have coined the terms “information superhighway” and “the future is now,” as well as having global influence with his work.

Nam June Paik Online:
His official site, has an extensive image gallery, bio, essays and more.
The Nam June Paik Museum is under construction in Korea.

Read about Paik’s exploits within the free online PDF book of >> Gene Youngblood’s “Expanded Cinema” (1970)via ubuweb.

Paik mp3 recordings – via banana nutrament.

Paik Video – on 2 x half hour TV shows in 86 ( found via youtube.com)
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Update via DV Blog : Friends in Memory of Nam June Paik – Yoko Ono ( video memorial)

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