On the back of a motorbike, cliffside minus a helmet, you can’t help but imagine how your head would split like a watermelon were you to bounce off. Presumably, Mark Frauenfelder’s ukulelia fetish has never found him wearing a helmet … Continue reading
by j p, September 26, 2002 0 comments
Blogging. It started as web-logging – a convenient way of recording your daily trawl through web esoterica and current affairs for others to see. Now all manner of news sites, embarrassing online diaries and gossip sites are using blogs of … Continue reading
by j p, July 5, 2002 0 comments
An old man on the bus yesterday told me that all bunnies know something we don’t. If you dig a tunnel deep enough it’ll actually take you to Atlantis, not China. And the bus drivers there only accept juice and … Continue reading
by j p, May 23, 2002 0 comments
Time to get your pixelated gowns and tuxedoes back from the dry cleaners, swat the millennium bugs away with a Scientology magazine, polish your mouse, and for one day we can all remember our modems ain’t no shopping trolleys. Let’s … Continue reading
by j p, May 14, 2002 0 comments
When your earlobes have little chunks missing in the exact shape of little rat teeth, don’t despair. It’s natures way of saying ‘hi’. You too can develop such communicative capacities, and intimately reach out to the earlobes and eyelids of … Continue reading
by j p, May 12, 2002 0 comments