Nipple Hacking

stretch-a-robicsHuman Nipple Counter At Time Of Writing = 12.928115686 Billion Nipples~! With 18 Billion Nipples predicted by 2050, what does the hacking community have to offer to help slow our rapidly swelling nippledom?

DIY Hardware
It seems the nerds did get revenge after all – hacking and other mundane modifications of information technology have somehow had a sheen of glamour attached to them in recent years. Beyond wandering the networks, hacking into telephone systems for free calls, and copying your grandmother’s credit card numbers, todays hacking community often targets hardware – prizing open all manner of consumer devices for modifying, tweaking and reassembling.

The circuit bending folk take apart old electronic toys to make musical instruments out of them. Linux-heads labour intensively over ways to install the linux operating system on ipods, xboxes or just about any vaguely electronic appliance. Photographers figure out how to attach cameras to kites and take pictures remotely. Case-Modders go to ridiculous ends to house computers inside spaceship replicas, alien-heads, toasters, old ataris or one of my personal favourite mods – submerging a running computer motherboard inside a fish-tank full of oil (see oilcomputer.com – oil doesn’t conduct electricity apparently ). Many of these hardware hackers flock around sites like hackaday.com or makezine.com ( & stacks others ), but in the end, no matter how complex their machines are, they are still playing with relatively simple levels of complexity compared to the ‘wetware’ we might call our flesh. Continue Reading →

by Sean Healy, September 12, 2005 0 comments

Maptastic

Quickly following their 2D coverage of the world with maps and satellite imagery ( http://maps.google.com ), the recently launched ‘Google Earth’ ( http://earth.google.com ) highlights the sheer ambition of our global search engine overlords. There are more ways to make maps of course, than 3D fly throughs of the entire planet, with topographical data, satellite imagery and integrated search data overlays.

Body Maps
‘You are here’, it might say on a map of some CBD, some campus, some airport. ‘We’re on the road to nowhere,’ your headphones might be blaring, Continue Reading →

by Sean Healy, September 12, 2005 0 comments

Captain Moog

bob moog ripIf synthesizer’s were superheroes, Captain Moog would be fluffy, shapeshifting and beanie-clad, with secret powers no doubt including close-range lightning and other forms of wobbly terror. With an impressive Moog breeding program in place since 1963, an eventual documentary film was inevitable. ‘Moog’ by Hans Fjellestad is that film, now being distributed on DVD in Australia by Stomp Films.

Theremin-itis
The theremin was invented in 1919 by Russia’s Leon Theremin, as the first musical instrument designed to be played without being touched. The instrument consists of a box with two projecting radio antennas around which the user moves his or her hands to play, and tra-la : instant spookiness of sound. Watching performers such as Jon Spencer perform with a theremin, it can be observed that moving the left and right hand between each antenna controls either the pitch or volume of the sound, and even small movements of the hand can create a tremelo or vibrato effect. Smitten with the elegant engineering ingenuity of the theremin, one x Robert Moog constructed his own theremin in 1949, then later published a DIY theremin kit, and from such inspirations grew aspirations for creating a musical device capable of being played in the widest variety of ways. And so in 1963 Moog created the first modern, realtime playable and reconfigurable music synthesizer in 1963. Today, Moog Music not only makes the infamous Moog synthesizers, but is also the leading manufacturer of performance-quality theremins.

Dr.Robert A.Moog
“It rhymes with vogue. That is the usual German pronunciation. My father’s grandfather came from Marburg, Germany. I like the way that pronunciation sounds better than the way the cow’s “moo-g” sounds,”
— from the horses musical mouth, Dr. Robert Moog.

One of the joys of the Moog film, is seeing the fluffy white-haired creator of the machines, every bit the mad but noble scientist, interacting with a wide variety of contemporary musicians, very obviously overjoyed with seeing Continue Reading →

by Sean Healy, September 12, 2005 0 comments

Orchestral Manouevres in the Dark (Cinema): David Shea

david shea3 separate factoids, choose your own connections:
1. The Melbourne International Film Festival 2005 happens Jul 20- Aug 7, including much experimental animation, digital hi-jinx, foreign film showcases & live audiovisual performances including a large new work by renowned composer David Shea.
2. A large rat currently terrorises the sharehouse of a 3DWorld writer.
3. Cinemas are very dark places.

Buddhist Wrestling
For anyone with the merest interest in buddhism, animal welfare, or just the sanctity of life, a large invasive rat in a sharehouse makes for a pretty hairy ethical wrestling partner. Generally though, the brutality of trap or terminator technology ramps up quickly to match any increase in rat weight or boldness. New York on the other hand, is full of rats, and has one less buddhist now that composer David Shea has re-located to Melbourne. Presumably keen to transcend dealing with rodents, David now channels most of his time and energy towards finding the interconnections and compositional possibilities of collaged samples, written scores, wildly varied forms of audible and visible media, and live musicians. Continue Reading →

by Sean Healy, September 6, 2005 4 Comments